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WHALES

[describing a beached whale]: The whale was not a long one, physically speaking - say thirty-five feet - but he smelt much longer; he smelt as much as a mile and a half longer, I should say, for we traveled about that distance beyond him before we ceased to detect his fragrance in the atmosphere. My comrade said he did not admire to smell a whale; and I adopt his sentiments while I scorn his language. A whale does not smell like magnolia, nor yet like heliotrope or "Balm of a Thousand Flowers;" I do not know, but I should judge that it smells more like a thousand pole-cats.
- "Concerning The Answer To That Conundrum," The Californian, October 8, 1864

If you cannot have a whale's good opinion except at some sacrifice of principle or personal dignity, it is better to try to live without it. That is my idea about whales.
- "An Undelivered Speech," 25 March 1895

whale and Mark Twain
Graphic from New York Herald, 15 April 1906, Magazine Section. p. 4.

 

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