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    TWAIN: THE ADVENTURES OF SAMUEL L. CLEMENS © 2010
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
    - Notebook, 1894
| Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die 
        have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as 
        paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there. |  Postcard from the Dave Thomson collection | 
We are always hearing of people who are around seeking after the Truth. I have 
  never seen a (permanent) specimen. I think he has never lived. But I have seen 
  several entirely sincere people who thought they were (permanent) Seekers after 
  the Truth. They sought diligently, persistently, carefully, cautiously, profoundly, 
  with perfect honesty and nicely adjusted judgment- until they believed that 
  without doubt or question they had found the Truth. That was the end of the 
  search. The man spent the rest of his life hunting up shingles wherewith to 
  protect his Truth from the weather.
  - "What is Man?"
  
  I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth 
  about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that 
  this is taking an unfair advantage.
  - Speech, 1879
  
  All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.
  - autograph for Stefan Czapka, (quoted in Our Famous Guest, Mark Twain in 
  Vienna, Carl Dolmetsch)
  
  ...all through my life my facts have had a substratum of truth, and therefore 
  they were not without value. Any person who is familiar with me knows how to 
  strike my average, and therfore knows how to get at the jewel of any fact of 
  mine and dig it out of its blue-clay matrix. My mother knew that art. When I 
  was seven or eight ...a neighbor said to her, "Do you ever believe anything 
  that that boy says?" My mother said, "He is a well spring of truth, 
  but you can't bring up the whole well with one bucket. I know his average, therefore 
  he never deceives me. I discount him thirty per cent for embroidery, and what 
  is left is perfect and priceless truth, without a flaw in it anywhere."
  - Mark Twain's Autobiography
  
  Truth is stranger than fiction--to some people, but I am measurably familiar 
  with it.
  - Following the Equator, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar
  
  Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick 
  to possibilities. Truth isn't.
  - Following the Equator, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar
  
  Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
  - Notebook, 1898
  
  When in doubt, tell the truth.
  - Following the Equator, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar
  
  When in doubt, tell the truth. That maxim I did invent, but never expected it 
  to be applied to me. I did say, "When you are in doubt," but when 
  I am in doubt myself I use more sagacity.
  - "When in Doubt, Tell the Truth" speech, 3/8/1906
  
  My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie 
  that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.
  - Following the Equator
  
  Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the matter with this, except 
  that it ain't so.
  - Notebook, 1898
  
  Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
  - Notebook, 1902
  
  There have been innumerable Temporary Seekers after the Truth--have you ever 
  heard of a permanent one?
  - "What is Man?" 
  
  It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually 
  discount everything you tell them, whether it is true or isn't.
  - Autobiography of Mark Twain; also in Mark Twain in Eruption
  
  Tell the truth or trump--but get the trick.
  - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
  
  But it was ever thus, all through my life: whenever I have diverged from custom 
  and principle and uttered a truth, the rule has been that the hearer hadn't 
  strength of mind enough to believe it.
  - Autobiography of Mark Twain
  
  An injurious truth has no merit over an injurious lie. Neither should ever be 
  uttered. The man who speaks an injurious truth, lest his soul be not saved if 
  he do otherwise, should reflect that that sort of a soul is not strictly worth 
  saving.
  - "On the Decay of the Art of Lying"
  
  Homely truth is unpalatable.
  - The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
  
  A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself as a liar.
  - Mark Twain and I, Opie Read
  
  Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
  - Following the Equator
I like the truth sometimes, but I don't care enough for it to hanker after 
  it.
  - Ashcroft-Lyon manuscript (related 
  resource: Dangerous Intimacy, Karen Lystra, University of California 
  Press, 2004) 
Also see: Moral Courage
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