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Directory of Mark Twain's maxims, quotations, and various opinions:

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SMOKING

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep and never to refrain when awake.
- 70th birthday speech

Clemens lights up
Photo from the
Dave Thomson collection


Twain with long pipe
Illustration from KANSAS CITY STAR,
November 25, 1897

...when they used to tell me I would shorten my life ten years by smoking, they little knew the devotee they were wasting their puerile word upon -- they little knew how trivial and valueless I would regard a decade that had no smoking in it!
- letter to Joseph Twichell, 19 Dec 1870

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