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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.
- Speech,
23 Nov. 1900

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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.
- "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar"

 

Clemens reading perhaps about idiot school boards
Samuel Clemens, 1901

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