| But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen
centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed
it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not
a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest
right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and
unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among
sinners the supremest? - "Jane Lampton Clemens" |
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| I have always felt friendly toward Satan.
Of course that is ancestral; it must be in the blood, for I could not have
originated it. - Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 1, (2010) |
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| Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden,
however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first
woman, and Satan, the first consultant. - Notebook, 1867 |
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A person who has for untold centuries maintained the imposing position
of spiritual head of four-fifths of the human race, and political head
of the whole of it, must be granted the possession of executive abilites
of the loftiest order. In his large presence the other popes & politicians
shrink to midgets for the microscope. He hasn't a single salaried helper;
The Opposition employs a million. ...in matters of finance even the piousest of our peasants would have
more confidence in an arrangement with the devil than with an archangel. Satan must have been pretty simple, even according to the New Testament,
or he wouldn't have led Christ up on a high mountain and offered him the
world if he would fall down and worship him. That was a manifestly absurd
proposition, because Christ, as the Son of God, already owned the world;
and besides, what Satan showed him was only a few rocky acres of Palestine.
It is just as if some one should try to buy Rockefeller, the owner of
all the Standard Oil Company, with a gallon of kerosene. |
| I have no special regard for Satan; but I can at least claim that I have
no prejudice against him. It may even be that I lean a little his way, on
account of his not having a fair show. All religions issue bibles against
him, and say the most injurious things about him, but we never hear his
side. We have none but evidence for the prosecution and yet we have rendered
the verdict. To my mind, this is irregular. It is un-English. It is un-American;
it is French. Without this precedent Dreyfus could not have been condemned.
As soon as I can get at the facts I will undertake his rehabilitation myself
if I can find an unpolitic publisher. It is a thing we ought to be willing
to do for anyone who is under a cloud. We may not pay him reverance, for
that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents. A person
who has for untold centuries maintained the imposing position of spiritual
head of four-fifths of the human race, and political head of the whole of
it, must be granted the possession of executive abilites of the loftiest
order. In his large presence the other popes and politicians shrink to midgets
for the microscope. I would like to see him. I would rather see him and
shake him by the tail than any member of the European concert. - "Concerning the Jews" |
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