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A half-educated physician is not valuable. He thinks he can cure everything.
- Mark Twain's Notebook
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The physician's is the highest and worthiest of all occupations, or would be if human nature did not make superstitions and priests necessary.
- Notebook #20, Jan. 1882 - Feb. 1883


It would be a good thing for the world at large, however unprofessional it might be, if medical men were required by law to write out in full the ingredients named in their prescriptions. Let them adhere to the Latin, or Fejee, if they choose, but discard abbreviations, and form their letters as if they had been to school one day in their lives, so as to avoid the possibility of mistakes on that account.
- "Damages Awarded," San Francisco Morning Call, October 1, 1864

Clemens with the Dr. & wife
Samuel & Olivia Clemens in Hartford with guests Dr. and Mrs. Abraham Jackson. Jackson was the physician aboard the Quaker City steamer excursion.
From a stereoscope card in the Dave Thomson collection


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