| I believe that our Heavenly Father invented
man because he was disappointed in the monkey. I believe that whenever a
human being, of even the highest intelligence and culture, delivers, an
opinion upon a matter apart from his particular and especial line of interest,
training and experience, it will always be an opinion so foolish and so
valueless a sort that it can be depended upon to suggest to our Heavenly
Father that the human being is another disappointment and that he is no
considerable improvement upon the monkey. - Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 2 (2013) |
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created
because he was disappointed in the monkey. In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did
the monkey an undeserved injustice. |
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