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Cadets of Temperance
Illustration by True Williams
from first edition of
THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER

...nothing pleases a child so much as to be a member of something or other. Your rightly-constituted child don't care shucks what it is, either. I joined the Cadets of Temperance, once, when I was a boy. That was an awful take-in; no smoking or anything allowed--not even my bad langauge; but they had beautiful red scarfs. I stood it three months, and then sidled out. I liked the red scarfs well enough, but I could not stand the morality.
- Letter to the San Francisco Alta California, date May 20, 1867; published July 7, 1867

 

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