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All the human race loves a lord--that is, loves to look upon or be noticed by the possessor of Power or Conspicuousness; and sometimes animals, born to better things and higher ideals, descend to man's level in this matter. In the Jardin des Plantes I have seen a cat that was so vain of being the personal friend of an elephant that I was ashamed of her.
- "Does the Race of Man Love A Lord"

AI image created by Barbara Schmidt

The story of the cat and elephant's "Strange Companionship" is from Innocents Abroad, Chapter 11.

The boon companion of the colossal elephant was a common cat! This cat had a fashion of climbing up the elephant’s hind legs and roosting on his back. She would sit up there, with her paws curved under her breast, and sleep in the sun half the afternoon. It used to annoy the elephant at first, and he would reach up and take her down, but she would go aft and climb up again. She persisted until she finally conquered the elephant’s prejudices, and now they are inseparable friends. The cat plays about her comrade’s forefeet or his trunk often, until dogs approach, and then she goes aloft out of danger. The elephant has annihilated several dogs lately that pressed his companion too closely.


"Among other honors heaped upon me by Englishmen was that of being photographed in parliament. I am not a member of parliament. But neither am I a member of congress. Has any fellow-American suggested that I should be photographed in congress? No! I blush to say they have not. And yet here is an honor that might without risk to bestowed on any great man. However, it was not bestowed upon Washington, Jefferson or Lincoln. When I saw that photograph, with the mother of parliaments in the background and realized my advancing years, I said to myself, 'here are two noble monuments of antiquity--two shining examples of the survival of the fittest.'"
- quoted in the Boston Daily Globe, May 1, 1910, p. 56 in an article titled "His Camera Craze."
House of Lords
July 7, 1907, London, England
Photograph by Sir Benjamin Stone


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