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LIGHTNING

The fear of lightning is one of the most distressing infirmities a human being can be afflicted with. It is mostly confined to women, but now and then you find it in a little dog, and sometimes a man.
- "Mrs. McWilliams and the Lightning"

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The lightning there is peculiar; it is so convincing, that when it strikes a thing it doesn't leave enough of that thing behind for you to tell whether--Well, you'd think it was something valuable, and a Congressman had been there.
- "The Weather," speech, 22 December 1876

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
- Letter to Henry W. Ruoff, 28 August 1908


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The difference between the almost right word & the right word is really a large matter--it's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.
- Letter to George Bainton, 15 Oct 1888

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Klapproth's saloon in Elmira
Old Crow whiskey ad featuring Mark Twain at Klapproth's cafe in Elmira, New York from 1980.

 

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