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If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy--if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upward of a thousand places.
- Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Twain scratching??
Photo courtesy of Dave Thomson


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