
|  | When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands 
        explained. No man has a wholly undiseased mind; in one way or another all men are 
        mad. | 
Heaven knows insanity was disreputable enough, long ago; but now that the lawyers 
  have got to cutting every gallows rope and picking every prison lock with it, 
  it is become a sneaking villainy that ought to hang and keep on hanging its 
  sudden possessors until evil-doers should conclude that the safest plan was 
  to never claim to have it until they came by it legitimately. The very calibre 
  of the people the lawyers most frequently try to save by the insanity subterfuge 
  ought to laugh the plea out of the courts, one would think.
  - "Unburlesquable 
  Things," The Galaxy Magazine, July 1870 
The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to 
  shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.
  - Following the Equator
| ...we all know that in all matters of mere opinion that [every] man is 
        insane--just as insane as we are...we know exactly where to put our finger 
        upon his insanity: it is where his opinion differs from ours....All Democrats 
        are insane, but not one of them knows it. None but the Republicans. All 
        the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats can perceive it. The 
        rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. |  Mark Twain Postcard | 
But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers.
  - Mark Twain's Notebook
  
  Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity. 
  That is where the true evil lies.
  - "A New Crime," 1875
  
  Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked 
  to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane...
  - quoted in Isabel Lyon's Journal, 15 February 1906
  
  Why, no one is sane, straight along, year in & year out, & we 
  all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, & express themselves in 
  various forms --fortunately harmless forms as a rule -- but in whatever form 
  they occur an immense upheaval of feeling can at any time topple us distinctly 
  over the sanity-line for a little while; & then if our form happens to be 
  of the murderous kind we must look out -- & so must the spectator.
  - Letter to Joseph Twichell, 10 September 1901
Every extraordinary occurrence unsettles the heads of hundreds of thousands 
  of men for a few moments or hours or days.
  - Letter to Joseph Twichell, 10 September 1901
No ruler is ever slain but the tremendous details of it are ravenously devoured 
  by a hundred thousand men whose minds dwell, unaware, near the temporary-insanity 
  frontier -- & over they go, now! There is a day -- two days -- three -- 
  during which no Ruler would be safe from perhaps the half of them; & there 
  is a single moment wherein he would not be safe from any of them, no doubt.
  - Letter to Joseph Twichell, 10 September 1901 
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