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Directory of Mark Twain's maxims, quotations, and various opinions:

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IDIOTS


In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made proofreaders.
- Notebook, May 1892-Jan. 1893

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar


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Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane...
- quoted in Isabel Lyon's Journal, February 15, 1906

We are all erring creatures, and mainly idiots, but God made us so and it is dangerous to criticise.
- Letter to the President of Western Union, New York, 1902



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