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Directory of Mark Twain's maxims, quotations, and various opinions:

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HAPPINESS

When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.
- Mark Twain in Eruption

The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.
- "The Enemy Conquered; or, Love Triumphant"

Happy is he who forgets (ignores?) what cannot be changed.
- quoted in Our Famous Guest, Mark Twain in Vienna, Dolmetsch

Mark Twain color tint

Illustration of Mark Twain from the collection of
Dave Thomson.

Happiness ain't a thing in itself--it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.
- Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven

As soon as the novelty is over and the force of contrast dulled, it ain't happiness any longer, and you have to get something fresh.
- Capain. Stormfield's Visit to Heaven

Every man is a suffering-machine and a happiness-machine combined. The two functions work together harmoniously, with a fine and delicate precision, on the give-and-take principle. For every happiness turned out in the one department the other stands ready to modify it with a sorrow or a pain--maybe a dozen.
- The Mysterious Stranger

...as happy as a dog with two tails.
- quoted in The Adventures of Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
- The Mysterious Stranger

No sane man can be happy, for to him life is real, and he sees what a fearful thing it is. Only the mad can be happy, and not many of those.
- The Mysterious Stranger

Happiness is a Swedish sunset--it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it.
- Notebook, 1899

I am as uplifted and reassured by it as a mother who has given birth to a white baby when she was awfully afraid it was going to be a mulatto.
- Letter to W. D. Howells, 1872 referring to reviews of The Innocents Abroad

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happinesses to the unhappy.
- Following the Equator, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.
- Letter to Will Bowen, 11/4/1888

 

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