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Directory of Mark Twain's maxims, quotations, and various opinions:

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ART

caricature
From LIFE magazine, July 5, 1906

It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art, and ignorant also of surgery. Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes, and surgeons and anatomists see no beautiful women in all their lives, but only a ghastly stack of bones with Latin names to them, and a network of nerves and muscles and tissues.
- "Academy of Design," letter to San Francisco Alta California, July 28, 1867

I am glad the old masters are all dead, and I only wish they had died sooner.
- "Academy of Design," letter to San Francisco Alta California, July 28, 1867

Criticism is a queer thing. If I print "She was stark naked"--& then proceeded to describe her person in detail, what critic would not howl?--who would venture to leave the book on a parlor table. -- but the artist does this & all ages gather around & look & talk & point. I can't say, "They cut his head off, or stabbed him, &c" describe the blood & the agony in his face.
- Notebook #18, Feb. - Sept. 1879


PORTRAITS BY TWO FLAGGS
Flagg portrait #1
Charles Noel Flagg's portrait of Clemens at age fifty-five.

Regarding this portrait, Mrs. Clemens complained only that the necktie was crooked.

"But it's always crooked," said Flagg," and I have a great fancy for the line it makes."

She straightened it on Clemens himself, but it immediately became crooked again. Clemens said: " If you were to make that necktie straight people would say, 'Good portrait, but there is something the matter with it. I don't know where it is."' The tie was left unchanged.
-Mark Twain: A. Biography, Albert B. Paine
Flagg portrait #2
James Montgomery Flagg's
portrait of Clemens now hangs in the
Lotos Club, New York.



A good legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant attitude and expression in a historical picture.
- Life on the Mississippi


Whenever I enjoy anything in art it means that it is mighty poor. The private knowledge of this fact has saved me from going to pieces with enthusiasm in front of many and many a chromo.
- "At the Shrine of St. Wagner"

Also see "Instructions in Art"

Also see: "Mark Twain Takes on Art" from
The Mark Twain Papers
Spring 2001 Exhibition
Curated by Lin Salamo, Michael B. Frank,
and Anh Bul
via archive.org
Clemens being sculpted
Clemens sitting for his portrait in alabaster
by Theresa Fedorowna Ries in Vienna 1897.
Photo courtesy of Dave Thomson.

 

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