"WESTWARD THE STAR OF EMPIRE TAKES ITS WAY"
"WESTWARD THE STAR OF EMPIRE TAKES ITS WAY" |
The day of rest comes but once a week, and sorry I am that it does not come
oftener. Man is so constituted that he can stand more rest than this. I often
think regretfully that it would have been so easy to have two Sundays in a
week, and yet it was not so ordained. The omnipotent Creator could have made
the world in three days just as easily as he made it in six, and this would
have doubled the Sundays. Still it is not our place to criticise the wisdom
of the Creator. When we feel a depraved inclination to question the judgment
of Providence in stacking up double eagles in the coffers of Michael Reese
and leaving better men to dig for a livelihood, we ought to stop and consider
that we are not expected to help order things, and so drop the subject. If
all-powerful Providence grew weary after six days' labor, such worms as we
are might reasonably expect to break down in three, and so require two Sundays
- but as I said before, it ill becomes us to hunt up flaws in matters which
are so far out of our jurisdiction. I hold that no man can meddle with the
exclusive affairs of Providence and offer suggestions for their improvement,
without making himself in a manner conspicious. Let us take things as we find
them - though, I am free to confess, it - goes against the grain to do it,
sometimes.
What put me into this religious train of mind, was attending church at Dr. Wadsworth's this morning. I had not been to church before for many months, because I never could get a pew, and therefore had to sit in the gallery among the sinners. I stopped that because my proper place was down among the elect, inasmuch as I was brought up a Presbyterian, and consider myself a brevet member of Dr. Wadsworth's church. I always was a brevet. I was sprinkled in infancy, and look upon that as conferring the rank of Brevet Presbyterian. It affords none of the emoluments of the Regular Church - simply confers honorable rank upon the recipient and the right to be punished as a Presbyterian hereafter; that is, the substantial Presbyterian punishment of fire and brimstone instead of this heterodox hell of remorse of conscience of these blamed wildcat religions. The heaven and hell of the wildcat religions are vague and ill defined but there is nothing mixed about the Presbyterian heaven and hell. The Presbyterian hell is all misery; the heaven all happiness - nothing to do. But when a man dies on a wildcat basis, he will never rightly know hereafter which department he is in - but he will think he is in hell anyhow, no matter which place he goes to; because in the good place they pro-gress, pro-gress, pro-gress - study, study, study, all the time - and if this isn't hell I don't know what is; and in the bad place he will be worried by remorse of conscience. Their bad place is preferable, though, because eternity is long, and before a man got half through it he would forget what it was he had been so sorry about. Naturally he would then become cheerful again; but the party who went to heaven would go on progressing and progressing, and studying and studying until he would finally get discouraged and wish he were in hell, where he wouldn't require such a splendid education.
Dr. Wadsworth never fails to preach an able sermon; but every now and then,
with an admirable assumption of not being aware of it, he will get off a first
rate joke and then frown severely at any one who is surprised into smiling
at it. This is not fair. It is like throwing a bone to a dog and then arresting
him with a look just as he is going to seize it. Several people there on Sunday
suddenly laughed and as suddenly stopped again, when he gravely gave the Sunday
school books a blast and spoke of "the good little boys in them who always
went to Heaven, and the bad little boys who infallibly got drowned on Sunday,"
and then swept a savage frown around the house and blighted every smile in
the congregation.
